Thursday, July 10, 2008

Booger Man

Reader beware: this post might make you totally ga-rossed out. Totally.

A funny memory from our Keys vacation just hit me this morning.

We had just picked up our rental car (mini-van) in Miami and were headed to the Keys, via one of the expressways there in Miami. John is driving, I'm in the passenger seat, with all five kids in the back of the van.

A sudden erruption of "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!" comes from the back. They are laughing and pointing, while continuing their wild screams of "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!"

One of them begins to describe the guy driving beside us, who is picking his nose and EATING it. Its one of those moments that you think, "why on earth would I also look?" and you LOOK!

He WAS picking his nose and EATING it. He was going to town too. He was a man in his late 50's or so and was digging in. It was so digusting.

John was completely repulsed and I had to hush the kids, while trying to contain my own laughter and added description of how I too had witnessed it.

WHAT in the world are people thinking?

I have witnessed many a kid picking and eating, but a grown man? SICK.

I'm about the throw up myself.

I warned ya.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

GAAAAAARRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!

I am completely and utterly disgusted and sick to my stomach over a grown man.....you know...oh eating his ________. I can't even type it. SICK!!!!!!!!!!

My only question would be is WHY???

How funny is this, that I just shared with you the story of our Johnny boy this afternoon .....side note---(Visual) His Big Blinking eyes....LOL, what a riot. At least Johnny's story is hilarious...that man, well there are no words to describe how "not" funny that one was. But Thanks Johnny boy for at least making us laugh instead of wanting to vomit.

JJ said...

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiice!

Anonymous said...

When I saw the title "Booger Man", I thought it was going to be the story of Johnny boy's "non-verbal admission". LOL I was surprised to find this one . . . and I thought it was sick seeing a man pick dead skin off the sides of his nose and eat it. Wow! Nothin' grosser than boogers! I'm gonna tell ya that right now.

Anonymous said...

maybee, he was hungry...Why waste it when you can taste it. HEE HEE